The entirely unofficial 2026 edition
WHERE WILL THE
WALLABY LAND? 🦘
The Burberry bag is packed. The judge hasn't spoken.
HMP
THAMESIDE
THAMESIDE
HMP
WANDSWORTH
WANDSWORTH
HMP
PENTONVILLE
PENTONVILLE
HMP
WOODHILL
WOODHILL
HMP
WORMWOOD
SCRUBS
WORMWOOD
SCRUBS
SUSPENDED
OR
COMMUNITY
OR
COMMUNITY
Ready for the big spin?
Six outcomes. One Burberry bag. Absolutely no insider information.
🎭 Satire, not a legal forecast. All six segments have equal chances in this game, not in real life. A custodial sentence is not guaranteed, and none of the named prisons is a confirmed allocation. Sentencing decisions are made by the court; any prison placement is determined separately.